- Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
- Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
- 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
”_______ liked your post”
are you ashamed of reblogging me
- friend: there's nothing worst than death
- me: final seasons
- me: post-concert depression
- me: when there's no food
- me: fictional characters dying
- me: hipsters blogs
- me: cry over bands
- me: your crush asks someone else out
- me: no wi-fi
- friend: ....
- me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
